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Published:April 12th, 2014 09:49 EST

Lindsay Lohan to Attend Coachella, Promises Not to Drink! Yeah, Right! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Recovering actress Lindsay Lohan told friends that she would not drink at The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.


According to TMZ, the New York-based actress headed to the music festival Friday and told friends that even though she is aware that attending the event would be a risk for her sobriety, she`s certain that she can handle it."


Bit** please!

That`s like a recovering stoner attending Snoop Dogg`s " Wellness Retreat" concert on April 20 in Denver and promising not to smoke a joint, or Oprah Winfrey attending a Chinese buffet restaurant and assuring her friends she won`t get in line for seconds.

LiLo has the will power of a wet noodle, and she doesn`t have a prayer of maintaining her sobriety at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival where pills are passed around like candy and where a marijuana cloud perpetually envelopes the venue.

I hope the troubled thespian is denied entry to the festival, not only for the sake of her sobriety, but because it would be an affront to music to have the failed pop singer attend such a prestigious music festival.

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