April 20th, 2014 10:03 EST
Adele Planning Comeback Tour! New Adele Album Due in October! Video!
"CHART-topping singer Adele is secretly planning a comeback three years after her last show.
The 25-year-old star has not performed a full-length concert since suffering vocal problems in 2011.
Now she is considering returning to the stage for the release of her third album, due out in October, and sources say she sees London`s Royal Albert Hall as the perfect venue."
Has the deplorable state of pop music got you down? Are you sick and tired of Miley`s twerking, Britney`s lip-synching, Gaga`s auto-tuning, Kanye West`s lame rapping, Bieber`s law-breaking and Beyoncé`s fat booty shaking?
Don`t despair! Don`t flush your iPod down the toilet! Do people still use iPods? Pop salvation is just a few months away.
Adele, the British Queen of the Pop Charts, is planning a comeback tour, and her new album is due out in October.
Adele won`t promote her comeback by accidentally flashing her nether regions, wearing a dress made out of chicken nuggets, flashing Illuminati signs, or getting into a slap fight with Nicki Minaj.
Adele plans on letting her heavenly music speak for itself, and after three interminable years her fans are dying to hear her new stuff.
Adele deliver us from pop hell!
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