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Published:April 25th, 2014 11:38 EST
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Failed Bank Robber Leaves Name with Teller During Robbery

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A failed Florida thief left a Chase Bank in Pompano Beach without any money, but he did manage to leave behind his name during an alleged robbery attempt on April 10.

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FBI agents said that Felipe Cruz entered the bank and gave a note to a female teller.

The teller, who was behind bulletproof glass, didn`t hand over any cash and just backed away from the window."

UPI

Felipe Cruz, who belongs in the Dumb Criminals Hall of Shame, should have kept these points in mind:

You can`t intimidate a teller who is behind bulletproof glass.

You shouldn`t write your demand note on an online job application form that contains your username and password, and your fingerprints.

You should wear a ski mask or at least a fake Groucho mustache and glasses when robbing a bank.

Robbing banks is for losers: The risk of getting caught is high and the punishment is severe.

Loser: Try earning an honest living for a change when you get out of prison.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04/25/Failed-Florida-bank-robber-leaves-name-with-teller-during-robbery/7131398436597/#ixzz2zucRTqFU

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