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Published:June 7th, 2014 10:52 EST

Obese Man Hid 40 Bags of Heroin in His Belly Button: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A North Carolina man is facing multiple heroin trafficking charges after he was allegedly caught with numerous bags of heroin crammed in his belly button.


According to Greenville Police, their regional drug task force searched the vehicle he was driving during a traffic stop and found over 150 bags and $1,200.

One of the occupants, Randall Streeter, allegedly had another 40 bags of heroin stashed in his navel."


Streeter also had crack and Percocet pills hidden in his enormous body, don`t ask where. Just remember that when you buy a controlled substance from a street dealer, you don`t know where it has been stored.

My navel can barely contain a marijuana roach, but this humongous piece of human excrement was able to stash 40 bags of heroin in his navel.

Streeter should be sent to a fat farm, then to rehab, and finally sentenced to a lifetime of community service removing lint from the navel of homeless persons.

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