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Published:June 13th, 2014 11:11 EST

Teen Goes Postal Over Frozen Chicken Strips

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Pennsylvania teen is facing multiple charges after allegedly assaulting his brother and mother after an incident involving frozen chicken strips.


The fight began after Zachary Suppan`s 20-year-old brother put a package of frozen chicken strips back into the freezer at their Upper Macungie Township home."


I love me some chicken strips also, but I wouldn`t go postal over them.

Instead of going to his room and taking out his frustration by playing a video game, the 18-year-old brat threw things around the kitchen, shoved his mother and attacked his older brother.

Just imagine the mayhem that would have ensued if the brother had put frozen steaks back into the freezer.

If Zachary spends any time in jail he`d better not throw a tantrum over a bologna sandwich, prisoners don`t take too kindly to spoiled brats.

Zach was charged with simple assault, harassment and defiant trespass.

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