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Published:June 19th, 2014 11:21 EST

Dude High on LSD, Coke & Meth Goes on Naked Rampage

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Seattle man is in custody after allegedly ingesting a drug cocktail and going on a rampage on Tuesday night.


According to a police report, a man in his 30s wearing only a t-shirt was seen throwing rocks at cars, and officers were called to investigate.

Officers eventually caught up with the completely naked man and took him into custody.

The man said he had taken cocaine, methamphetamines, LSD and other drugs."


If you ingest coke, meth, LSD and other drugs you`re going to be Sleepless in Seattle.

What a loser, the meth will make him lose his teeth, the LSD will make him lose his mind, and the cocaine will make him lose his inhibitions. No wonder this character went out a naked rampage, ripping off chunks of his hair and throwing rocks at cars and police officers.

The cops were unable to ascertain the identity of this loon; could it possibly be the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto vacationing in Seattle?

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