June 20th, 2014 11:56 EST
Jennifer Lopez: New Album is a Colossal Flop! Video!
"Jennifer Lopez and manager Benny Medina must be steaming. Her AKA album is predicted to finish its debut week with just 30-35,000 copies sold. It`s a total disaster since Lopez`s last album did 83,000 copies and that was considered a flop. This is well below that."
Less than a week ago I wrote an essay `Me, I Am Mariah, The Elusive Chanteuse ` CD Bombs! End of Mariah`s Career? Video!
Now it`s time to eviscerate Jennifer Lopez, her latest CD has sold an anemic 30,000 copies, that my friends is flop of Biblical proportions.
Pop divas have a short shelf life, and at 44 both of these women are living well beyond their expiration date. I`m not suggesting they should curl up in the fetal position and wait for death, but they should stop acting as if they are queens of all they survey.
Lopez is currently a judge on American Idol, and Carey is a former judge, serving as a judge on the reality musical competition show is a sign of desperation and an acknowledgment that their careers are on the downslide.
Carey is married to a much younger man, and Lopez has been romancing a man young enough to be her grandson. These ageing divas can attract young dudes with their wealth and fame, but young CD buyers are having no part of these old hags.
I have one word for Lopez and Carey: Retire!
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