July 8th, 2014 16:57 EST
Bloody Outrage! Rosie O'Donnell Has Signed Deal to Return to 'The View'
"TMZ has reported that Rosie O`Donnell has signed a deal to return to "The View." Rosie is like the villain in a bloody slasher movie; she keeps coming back from the dead to terrorize, insult and annoy viewers.
"The View" is a chick gabfest, bringing O`Donnell back guarantees no dude will tune in, not even for a bloody second.
O`Donnell is an aesthetic nightmare to our eyes, a verbal assault to our ears, and a freaking insult to our brains.
Why in Gods` name is ABC deliberately alienating male viewers? ABC, why not bring Melissa McCarthy onboard, and kill of the male demographics, once and for all?
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