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Published:August 23rd, 2014 12:57 EST
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Stolen Statue of Obama Discovered with Six-Pack of Twisted Tea in Park: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A stolen life-sized statue of United States President Barack Obama was has been returned to its Northern Pennsylvania owner after being discovered on a nearby picnic bench with an empty six-pack of Twisted Tea and a cigarette butt hanging from its mouth.

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The statue was a staple of the Wilkes-Barre, Pa., neighborhood it was stolen from, where owner Tiffany Bruce prominently displayed it on her porch and decorated it for holidays."

UPI

When Bruce discovered that the $1,250 statue of Obama was missing from her front porch, she suffered a panic attack, and had to be hospitalized.

If the real Obama went missing, millions would celebrate and universal peace and brotherhood would break out in America.

The Obama statue was discovered on a nearby picnic bench with an empty six-pack of Twisted Tea and a cigarette butt hanging from its mouth.

I`m surprised the Obama statue wasn`t discovered on a bench in a golf course with an empty 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor and a joint hanging from its mouth.

The statue is once again on Bruce`s front porch, and sadly the real Obama is still in the White House.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/08/22/Stolen-Obama-statue-discovered-with-six-pack-of-Twisted-Tea-in-Pa-park/2701408741755/#ixzz3BELFh9Uw

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