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Published:September 17th, 2014 13:25 EST

Pervert Panty-pilfering Pooch Strikes Again!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British dog who had a pair of panties surgically removed from his stomach failed to learn his lesson and is still snacking on thongs, his owner said.

Kaye Banks of Rotherham, England, said Brian, a 4-year-old Samoyed, is notorious in her home for stealing her underwear and those of her daughter, Charlotte, and he is especially fond of black and bright pink thongs made of silk and lace."


My pooch Mandy occasionally steals a sock, but she doesn`t actually eat it, she just chews it and tears it apart.

Mandy gives my dirty drawers a wide berth, and I don`t have to worry about her eating them. Mandy isn`t a freak, she doesn`t roll that way.

But this Brian pooch is a real pervert; a surgery to remove panties from his stomach has failed to teach him a lesson. He`s still on the prowl for lacy panties and skimpy thongs  -- no doggie treats for this perv!

Kaye Banks needs to follow the example of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and stop wearing underwear, for the sake of her mischievous pooch.

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