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Published:October 16th, 2014 10:06 EST

Outrage: Michelle Obama Releases Ratchet Vine to Promote Healthy Eating

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In an #AskTheFirstLady segment, Barack Obama impersonator Imman Crosson, or @AlphaCat, asked Obama: How many calories do you burn every time you `turn up`?!


(That`s lingo for ... well, in the safest sense, cutting loose).

Her six-second response, posted on the White House Vine account?

Well, just watch."


Turn up:

1)Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you`re in to)

2) Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, molly or other drugs.

It can be used as a noun where it is spelled `
turnt up` instead of `turned up` as grammatical conventions would suggest. Turnt up is used to described the state of being wild and crazy like someone would be at a party.


Unbelievably, the First Lady Michelle Obama is often compared to former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy, the epitome of class and sophistication.

Most of the journalists who compare Michelle to Jacqueline are suffering for white guilt, and they bend over backwards to pretend that the bony and weirdly-shaped Michelle is a style maven.

Obama can`t be blamed for her physical appearance, but she should be lambasted for her ratchet vibe.

Can you imagine Jackie Kennedy using a phrase with blatant sexual and drug connotations to promote healthy eating?

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