November 4th, 2014 12:09 EST
France Only Country With a Team of UFO Hunters: Video
"France is the only country in Europe to maintain a full-time state-run UFO (unidentified flying objects) department. There used to be one in the UK and another in Denmark but they closed down years ago due to budget cuts.
France`s UFO unit consists of four staff, and about a dozen volunteers who get their expenses paid to go on site and look into reports of strange sightings in the skies. "
The French aren`t renowned for their fighting skills; they don`t have the most feared army in Europe, however they do boast a team of fearless UFO hunters.
Courage isn`t a necessity for being a UFO hunter, the chances of having a close encounter of the third kind with an evil anal-probing alien is zilch.
But a UFO hunter will encounter a lot of nerds who spend all their free time creating fake UFO videos. The only occupation more useless than a UFO hunter is being Rosie O`Donnell`s makeup artist.
While the French are staring at the skies looking for a UFO invasion, they are being overrun by Muslim immigrants who have no desire to assimilate.