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Published:November 14th, 2014 10:00 EST

Cops Question Sean Penn & Charlize Theron Over Crying Son

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Sean Penn and Charlize Theron had the cops called on them Thursday morning by another female hiker after she accused the two of possibly mistreating the actress` 2-year-old Jackson, who was having a screaming tantrum.


Fortunately, cops determined that Charlize and Sean did nothing wrong, that Jackson had just been placed in a timeout, and no physical contact had occurred."

Perez Hilton

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron were enjoying a hike with their toddler when a busybody called the cops on them because their child was having a screaming tantrum.

The cops quickly determined that the child wasn`t being tortured by Penn, the misbehaving brat was screaming because he had been placed in a time out.  

When I was a child and I acted up my parents didn`t place me in a time out, they took a time out to spank my butt, and I had enough sense not to respond with a tantrum.

Using a time out to discipline children makes as much sense as providing terrorists with hookers  to convince them to divulge their secrets.

The busybody hiker overstepped her bounds, and she exposed herself as an idiot. Sean Penn and Charlize Theron revealed themselves as namby pamby morons who don`t have a clue how to raise a child.

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