November 16th, 2014 11:10 EST
Artist Looks for Needle in Giant Haystack: Video
"An Italian artist is spending two days looking for a needle in a haystack in a Paris gallery. Yes, literally.
Sven Sachsalber began his search Thursday at the Palais de Tokyo, a contemporary art space that describes itself as an anti-museum par excellence. The gallery`s director hid a needle inside the haystack at the outset of the performance, which is scheduled to go on for two full days. "
Sachsalbe`s search is being live streamed on the Internet, that`s almost as exciting as watching grass grow.
If the artist impaled himself on a giant needle, that might work as performance art.
Art lovers and just regular folks will search the Internet for risquÃ© pics of their favorite celebrities, but only people lacking a life will waste their time watching Sachsalber search for a needle in a giant haystack.