November 30th, 2014 18:28 EST
'Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever' the Best Movie Ever, Period!
Yesterday I bought a Grumpy Cat stuffed doll in preparation for Grumpy Cat`s Worst Christmas Ever ", and me and my faux Grumpy and my two real cats Tico and Ebony sat down in front of the TV to bask in the glow of the Lifetime movie. (Yes, I`m well aware I don`t have a life. "
I was so blown away by the transcendent experience that I had to wait until now to record my thoughts. I`m sure the Apostle Paul didn`t write about his epiphany on the road to Damascus right away either.
Minimalism is my trademark, and I`m tempted to simply write Grumpy Cat`s Worst Christmas Ever " is the best movie ever, and leave it at that.
Grumpy Cat has the charisma of Marilyn Monroe, the adorableness of Shirley Temple, the world-weary cynicism of Humphrey Bogart and the marketing muscle of the Star Wars franchise.
The Grumpy movie is an instant classic and it`s already being compared to Casablanca and Gone with the Wind. Okay, I may be the only one comparing Grumpy`s film to these timeless classics, but that my word for it, this movie will blow your socks off.
The Grumpy Christmas motion picture has more memorable lines than Casablanca and more "I gotta light up a joint " moments than a Cheech and Chong flick.
This cinematic masterpiece breaks down the fourth wall, and the narrator (Grumpy) addresses the viewing audience to poke fun at Lifetime movies, Internet memes, among other things.
"Grumpy Cat`s Worst Christmas Ever " is a must-see movie for cinephiles, cat lovers, and anyone who cares about the human condition.