December 4th, 2014 08:56 EST
Dude Assaults Pregnant Wife With McChicken Sandwich
"A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald`s McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.
Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife because he doesn`t like them. Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail."
The Des Moines Register
When a woman is pregnant her husband will cater to her every whim:
"What`s that honey? You want a peanut butter cucumber bacon sandwich? I`m on it! "
Hill`s pregnant wife made a midnight run to McDonald`s on his behalf and presented him with a McChicken sandwich, and the ungrateful fiend threw the sandwich at her. If he preferred fried chicken, he should have fried the chicken himself.
Hill forcefully smashed the bun on her face; the police report noted that the victim`s nose was swollen. For the sake of her own safety and that of her unborn child, the woman should divorce the creep.
Hill will be subsisting on bologna sandwiches in jail for the next few days; I bet he will be yearning for a McChicken sandwich.