Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:December 22nd, 2014 15:06 EST

Demonic Dancing Robot Stripper Straight Outta Hell: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

Strip clubs are way stations on the road to perdition, they are run by organized crime lords who treat their female performers like dogs to be abused and their customers like sheep to be fleeced.


There is nothing remotely romantic or sensual about strippers, their grotesquely inflated silicon boobs, feces-encrusted thongs, ridiculously tall stilettos, and  plastic smiles are the very antithesis of a seductress.

A victim always leaves a strip club with his wallet emptied, his self-dignity crushed and his sexual appetite unfulfilled.

This demonic dancing robot stripper from hell is a gazillion times sexier than a real stripper. If you get the urge to go to a strip club, watch this video instead.

Photo Credit:

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: