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Published:March 23rd, 2015 14:45 EST

Outrage: Small-breasted Gal Gadot to Play Wonder Woman!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"They said that I was too skinny and my boobs were too small ... they said my head was too big and my body was like a broomstick. I can take anything. It`s just empty talk. I understand that part of what I`m doing means being exposed. And part of being exposed is being under fire."


Gal Gadot responding to criticism that she`s too skinny and that her boobs are too small to play Wonder Woman.

Gadot will debut as Wonder Woman in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I don`t find anything particularly sexy about large breasts, especially the ones that are silicon-enhanced. Women with large hooters have a bovine appearance; I`m looking for a cute chick, not a milk-producing cow. I`ll take Paris Hilton`s cute mosquito bites over Kim Kardashian`s humongous tatas any day of the week.

However, everyone knows that Wonder Woman has big knockers, I`ll accept Gadot as President of the United States or a Supreme Court Justice, but there is no way in hell she would make a convincing Wonder Woman.

The Wonder Woman of film, TV and comic book fame is voluptuous with mammary glands that are weapons of mass destruction. The public will never accept an anorexic actress who still wears a training bra as the iconic Wonder Woman.

Having Gadot play Wonder Woman is an affront to the Almighty, an insult to the legacy of Wonder Woman and an abomination that simply can`t be tolerated.

The film is scheduled to be released in the United States on March 25, 2016 -- there`s plenty of time to persuade DC Entertainment and Warner Brothers Pictures to kick Gadot to the curb.

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