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Published:April 3rd, 2015 10:09 EST

Kmart Pooper Wore 'Dropping a Load' T-shirt

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Wisconsin said they arrested a woman accused of urinating and defecating in a box at Kmart while wearing a T-shirt that said "dropping a load.`


Investigators said Melissa Jacobson, 49, of Racine, was recorded on security camera footage Monday going behind a cash register at the store, loosening her pants and squatting down to allegedly urinate and defecate in a box of security tags. "


It makes me suspicious that this loathsome person took a dump in a box of security tags, if authorities check the Kmart`s surveillance tapes I wouldn`t be surprised if they reveal she`s a shoplifter.

If you shop at Kmart you`ve almost hit rock bottom, but if you defecate in a box of security tags at Kmart you`ve definitely hit rock bottom, and you might as well commit suicide.

It would be poetic justice and karma if this execrable creature was sentenced to one year of community service cleaning the Kmart bathrooms.

At least she was appropriately dressed for the occasion  ...

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