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Published:April 26th, 2015 10:56 EST
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Top Ten Items on Bruce Jenner's 'To Do' List Now That He's a Woman

By Robert Paul Reyes


START HIS OWN REALITY SERIES:

Check! Already done! A reality series chronicling his transition from male to female is already in production.

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PICK NEW NAME:

Kassandra, Kandy, or Klarabell?

CAN YOU SAY: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?

Bruce can go to his stepdaughter Kim for advice on how to arrange it so that a posse of paparazzi will be there for his first wardrobe malfunction.

START A TWITTER FUED:

Everybody loves a catfight; Bruce should start a social media feud with a celebrity bimbo like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.

PICK A NEW LOVER:

Any basketball player or rapper will do, as long as he`s black.

GET A BUTT IMPLANT:

He can`t be butt-challenged now that he`s a female member of the bootylicious Kardashian/Jenner clan.

MAKEUP TUTORIAL ON YOUTUBE:

Ladies, especially the older ones, would love his tips on how to look sexy!

PAY-PER-VIEW MUD WRESTLING MATCH:

Any thoughts on who should be his opponent? Wendy Williams?

RELEASE COVER OF HELEN REDDY`S " I AM WOMAN "

If Miley Cyrus can be a pop star, anybody can!

PHOTO SPREAD FOR PLAYBOY:

It`s inevitable!

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