April 26th, 2015 10:56 EST
Top Ten Items on Bruce Jenner's 'To Do' List Now That He's a Woman
START HIS OWN REALITY SERIES:
Check! Already done! A reality series chronicling his transition from male to female is already in production.
PICK NEW NAME:
Kassandra, Kandy, or Klarabell?
CAN YOU SAY: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?
Bruce can go to his stepdaughter Kim for advice on how to arrange it so that a posse of paparazzi will be there for his first wardrobe malfunction.
START A TWITTER FUED:
Everybody loves a catfight; Bruce should start a social media feud with a celebrity bimbo like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.
PICK A NEW LOVER:
Any basketball player or rapper will do, as long as he`s black.
GET A BUTT IMPLANT:
He can`t be butt-challenged now that he`s a female member of the bootylicious Kardashian/Jenner clan.
MAKEUP TUTORIAL ON YOUTUBE:
Ladies, especially the older ones, would love his tips on how to look sexy!
PAY-PER-VIEW MUD WRESTLING MATCH:
Any thoughts on who should be his opponent? Wendy Williams?
RELEASE COVER OF HELEN REDDY`S " I AM WOMAN "
If Miley Cyrus can be a pop star, anybody can!
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