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Published:July 1st, 2015 12:46 EST

Hillary Clinton Email Dump Reveals Tech-Challenged Diva Estranged From Hubby

By Robert Paul Reyes

On Tuesday the State Department released the first in a series of document-dumps comprising about 3,000 of the 55,000 pages that must be posted online by the end of the year.


The emails don`t expose that Hillary was sexting Suze Orman, or that she gets all her pantsuits for free from LesbianFashion.Com, but they paint an unflattering picture of the tired old lady who wants to be the next President of the United States.

Hillary`s secret email account reveals that she was dumbfounded by a fax machine, but she can be forgiven for not knowing how to operate outdated technology. But she shouldn`t be forgiven for acting like a diva and emailing her aides to fetch her iced tea.

The emails paint a picture of a woman who is so distant from her husband that her aides kept each other informed about the other`s doings. If God forbid, Hillary becomes president she will have to appoint an official to serve as a liaison between her and Slick Willy.

The emails show she didn`t have a clue when cabinet meetings were held, but I bet she knew exactly when photo ops were scheduled.

While nothing in Tuesday night`s release validates the conventional wisdom that Hillary is corrupt to the core, they certainly don`t do anything to burnish her image.

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