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Published:July 7th, 2015 13:53 EST

God Smites Man Who Was Carrying Selfie Stick With Lightning

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man who was struck and killed by lightning in the Brecon Beacons is reported to have been hit by the bolt because he was carrying a selfie stick."


The Independent

Selfie sticks are a lightning rod for controversy; these infernal devices have been banned in sporting venues, movie theaters, and amusement parks.

It appears that in this singular incident a selfie stick served as a lightning rod, killing the narcissist fool who was carrying it.

Is any more proof needed that the Almighty despises selfie sticks, and the morons who brandish them?

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