"An Ottawa man captured video of a squirrel with big dreams carrying a towel twice its own size to its nest atop a tree."
Nevermind why the chicken crossed the road, why in the name of everything that is holy, decent, and upright did the squirrel climb a tree toting a towel?
Philosophers may write tomes on this mystery, ministers may preach sermons on this topic and inspirational speakers will use this squirrel as a metaphor, but regular folks will just smoke a huge blunt, eat Cheetos and enjoy this perplexing video.
And you thought all squirrels could do was stand on their hind legs with their front paws tucked in ...
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