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Published:August 9th, 2015 11:52 EST

Caitlyn Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner Selfie Portends End of the World

By Robert Paul Reyes

A selfie has been posted on Instagram that portends nothing less than the End of Western Civilization. Kim Kardashian posted a pic of herself with mother Kris and stepdad/stepmom Caitlyn, with the caption The parent trap. It should have been captioned: Family from Hell!


Kris married Bruce Jenner in 1991. They gave birth to their reality TV empire in 2007 with Keeping up with the Kardashians. They divorced in 2013. In 2015 after years of being emasculated by his wife, Bruce came out as a transgender woman, in a desperate attempt to reclaim his dignity, and not so incidentally steal the spotlight from the Kardashians. And now this infernal clan has posted a selfie that signals the End of the World.

If I have to explain why this selfie means that we are doomed as a society, there`s no hope for you.

As I see it you have only two options:

If you can`t beat them join them: Get your Kardashian freak on, flash an Illuminati sign, post a naked selfie and twerk your butt away.

Make a stand for righteousness and boycott all things Kardashian.

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