August 12th, 2015 12:04 EST
Outrage: KFC Selling Pink & Black Chicken Sandwiches in China
"KFC`s sales have been plummeting in China for the past few years, so the chain has come up with a solution to save the company: bright pink burgers.
The new pink sandwich is called the Rose Cheese Roasted Chicken Burger, Kotaku reports via The Nanfang. KFC China`s other new item is called the Black Diamond Bacon Spicy Chicken Burger, which, as you can see, comes on a black bun."
If you dine at fast food restaurants in America you don`t place a premium on nutrition and good health, but if you dine at a fast food joint in China you must have a death wish.
When you eat an exotic dish in the United States the server will attempt to alleviate your apprehension by saying: Don`t worry it tastes like chicken.
But in China even a chicken sandwich is suspect, it may really be a dogwich burger, and in any case it won`t taste like chicken.
I wouldn`t eat a regular chicken sandwich in the totalitarian country for fear it contains lead and MSG, and you can bet your last dollar I would refrain from tasting a pink chicken KFC sandwich.
Pink and black buns may work in a nation where people are afraid to complain about anything for fear they might end up in a concentration camp, but these strange buns would never fly in the good old United States.