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Published:August 27th, 2015 19:12 EST

UFO Abductee Honored With Monument

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The man behind the discovery of an UFO encounter is being honored with a monument.

The commemorative monument is dedicated to the official induction of our nation`s first off-world UFO incident.


The monument was installed and funded by a coalition of witnesses present on that fateful night in 1969.

Thomas Reed was one of those witnesses. Reed says he was his family`s station wagon adjacent to the Old Sheffield Covered Bridge in Sheffield, Massachusetts."


When a UFO abductee is honored with a monument, you know that there`s no hope for humankind and the Zombie Apocalypse is right around the corner.

Since 1969 there have been thousands of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, and almost all of them reported that the pervy extraterrestrials administered an anal probe. That being the case Reed should have been honored with a giant anal probe.

Instead of being presented with a certificate of appreciation, he should have been given a jar of Vaseline in case the aliens return to probe his nether regions again.

God damn these morons who are enabling this nutjob by treating him like a hero.

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