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Published:September 9th, 2015 12:05 EST

Suspected Drug Dealer Conceals Loaded Gun In Her Vagina!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Last night shortly before 11:00 pm Waco Officers stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation and discovered a large quantity of Methamphetamine. During the arrest a male and female were taken into custody. During the transport it was discovered that that female had concealed a fully loaded Smith and Wesson .22 cal. Semi-auto handgun inside her vagina.


During Ashley Castaneda`s transport to the jail she told the officer that she had concealed a handgun inside her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity. The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

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I realize that being a drug dealer is an inherently dangerous profession, and anyone involved in drug trafficking would be well-advised to carry a firearm.

But I wouldn`t recommended that a lady involved in such a violent business keep a loaded gun, with a round chambered, in her love box.

I hope the gun`s barrel was pointed toward the vaginal opening, in case the gun accidentally went off it would blow away somebody`s pecker and not blast her new a-hole.

Ashley is a real firecracker, and not only cops but any dude considering having intimate relations with her should frisk her to make sure she`s not packing heat in her nether regions.

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