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Published:September 25th, 2015 10:46 EST

Should a Professional Stone Skipper Be Stoned to Death? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A professional stone skipper shared video of a throw at a Vermont lake that skipped more than a dozen times and appears to reach the opposite shore.


Kurt Steiner, who holds the world record for stone skipping for a 2013 throw that bounced off the water 88 times, posted a video to YouTube showing a recent throw at Lake Paran in Bennington, Vt."


When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

I Corinthians 13:11

I remember skimming stones as a child, when I didn`t have any worries, and my parents provided for all of my needs.

As an adult I am preoccupied with making ends meet, and I have precious little time for any hobbies, and no time for skipping stones on a lake.

For a grown man to devote his time to setting records for stone skipping is ludicrous and a sure sign that the End of the World is nigh!

I`d like to skip a stone of his noggin.


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