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Published:September 27th, 2015 10:34 EST
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NASA's Huge Mars Announcement: Top 5 Possibilities

By Robert Paul Reyes

"NASA is tantalizing the world with big Mars news.

It says a mystery enshrouding the Red Planet has been solved.

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The space agency is scheduled to announce a major science finding on Monday.

A special news conference is slated for 11:30 a.m. ET, and will be broadcast live on NASA Television as well as its website."

CNN

After the unprecedented hype from NASA the announcement better be earthshattering, if the big reveal is that the Mars Curiosity rover has discovered a billion-year-old fossil of a microbe there will be hell to pay.

Here are some possibilities of what NASA will announce on Monday:

WATER ON MARS

Finding a body of water isn`t big enough news, they found a water bottle on Mars!

THE ORIGIN OF DONALD TRUMP`S HAIR

The rover found a field of wispy material that`s eerily similar to Donald Trump`s hair. Scientific analysis reveals that this hair-like material turns human beings into raving lunatics.

A UFO MILITARY BASE

NASA will release a video of dozens of flying saucers guarded by Martians armed with anal probes.

JIMMY HOFFA`S GRAVE

Dude`s got to be buried somewhere!

CAITLYN JENNER`S STRING BIKINI

At the same time NASA will announce a new docu-reality series: Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Mars!

Send me your ideas!

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