September 27th, 2015 10:34 EST
NASA's Huge Mars Announcement: Top 5 Possibilities
"NASA is tantalizing the world with big Mars news.
It says a mystery enshrouding the Red Planet has been solved.
The space agency is scheduled to announce a major science finding on Monday.
A special news conference is slated for 11:30 a.m. ET, and will be broadcast live on NASA Television as well as its website."
After the unprecedented hype from NASA the announcement better be earthshattering, if the big reveal is that the Mars Curiosity rover has discovered a billion-year-old fossil of a microbe there will be hell to pay.
Here are some possibilities of what NASA will announce on Monday:
WATER ON MARS
Finding a body of water isn`t big enough news, they found a water bottle on Mars!
THE ORIGIN OF DONALD TRUMP`S HAIR
The rover found a field of wispy material that`s eerily similar to Donald Trump`s hair. Scientific analysis reveals that this hair-like material turns human beings into raving lunatics.
A UFO MILITARY BASE
NASA will release a video of dozens of flying saucers guarded by Martians armed with anal probes.
JIMMY HOFFA`S GRAVE
Dude`s got to be buried somewhere!
CAITLYN JENNER`S STRING BIKINI
At the same time NASA will announce a new docu-reality series: Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Mars!
Send me your ideas!
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