Published:October 1st, 2015 15:01 EST

Honey Boo Boo Drops New Music Video! Redneck Apocalypse is Nigh!

When TLC cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo because matriarch Mama June was knocking cowboy boots with a convicted child molester, we thought we had seen the last of Honey Boo Boo and her dysfunctional redneck clan.

But Honey Boo Boo is back, and starring in a brand new music video produced by viral video star Adam Barta, who has in the past worked with such luminaries as Tan Mom and Octomom.

We have a new chapter in this redneck Horatio Alger story, but will Honey Boo Boo parlay her fame as a reality star into a music sensation?

When we first met Honey Boo Boo she was a precocious impossibly cute hillbilly toddler, but she has ballooned into an obese child with no social skills, and she`s totally bereft of musical ability.

Honey Boo Boo`s single Movin` Up chronicles her family`s ascension from unknown Georgia rednecks to reality TV rednecks who are a national laughingstock.

Sample lyrics:

I`m just a small town girl,

Living in my princess world,

When rainy days give me the blues,

I break out my dancing shoes.

Started out as a pageant queen.

Then on TV doin` my thing.

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a pop culture critic to realize that a humongous redneck 10-year-old girl bastardizing the rap genre isn`t going to become a pop sensation.

If Honey Boo Boo`s song becomes a hit I will don a hillbilly straw hat, put on some overalls, and jump off a cliff.