When TLC cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo because matriarch Mama June was knocking cowboy boots with a convicted child molester, we thought we had seen the last of Honey Boo Boo and her dysfunctional redneck clan.
But Honey Boo Boo is back, and starring in a brand new music video produced by viral video star Adam Barta, who has in the past worked with such luminaries as Tan Mom and Octomom.
We have a new chapter in this redneck Horatio Alger story, but will Honey Boo Boo parlay her fame as a reality star into a music sensation?
When we first met Honey Boo Boo she was a precocious impossibly cute hillbilly toddler, but she has ballooned into an obese child with no social skills, and she`s totally bereft of musical ability.
Honey Boo Boo`s single Movin` Up chronicles her family`s ascension from unknown Georgia rednecks to reality TV rednecks who are a national laughingstock.
I`m just a small town girl,
Living in my princess world,
When rainy days give me the blues,
I break out my dancing shoes.
Started out as a pageant queen.
Then on TV doin` my thing.
You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a pop culture critic to realize that a humongous redneck 10-year-old girl bastardizing the rap genre isn`t going to become a pop sensation.
If Honey Boo Boo`s song becomes a hit I will don a hillbilly straw hat, put on some overalls, and jump off a cliff.
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