"A waterspout formed near the south end of the Skyway Bridge.
It crossed over a construction site and damaged equipment.
A boat was overturned and many signs were knocked to the ground. Dove. Before it dissipated, the funnel twisted a U.S. Postal Service semi truck."
A dog tinkling on a mail carrier is an apt metaphor for the irrelevancy of the USPS, but a waterspout destroying a USPS semi-truck is evidence that even the Almighty thinks the postal service is an anachronism.
Email has made the USPS unnecessary, only senior citizens and welfare recipients look favorably upon mail carriers.
Enjoy this video symbolizing the demise of the USPS:
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