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Published:October 28th, 2015 11:40 EST

Driver Cited for Riding With Zombie Baby From Hell!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Troopers pulled over a driver in Tacoma who had a doll that looked like a zombie baby buckled into the passenger seat.

The driver was ticketed $136 for using his spooky passenger to gain access to the HOV lane."


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If Caitlyn Jenner and Rosie O`Donnell (perish the thought) had a baby it would look like this zombie baby.

Some things are too scary even for Halloween; the police officer`s hand was probably shaking when he wrote the ticket.

My fingers are trembling as I write this story; I`m reminded of some mothers who have proudly presented their hideous newborn babies to me, while I desperately tried to form a smile.

I`m glad the driver was ticketed, he`s ruined my Halloween.

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