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Published:November 3rd, 2015 13:41 EST
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Hillary Clinton Scarecrow Will Scare the Hell Out of You!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Franklin man known for his political scarecrows displayed a new candidate in his yard for Halloween.

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Dave Kelly told News 2 that in the interest of equal time, he put up a scarecrow of Hillary Clinton  on his property off Arno Road.

Clinton is costumed wearing a witch`s hat, holding a broom next to a candy dish with a sign, which reads: free handouts."

WKRN

The hungry and disrespectful birds in my backyard feast on my dog`s food bowl, even when Mandy is sleeping just a few feet away.

Maybe a Hillary Clinton scarecrow will keep the pests from eating my dog`s food; God knows I`ve tried everything else.

But the Hillary scarecrow might have the unintended result of making Mandy too afraid to approach her food bowl.

Damn the Hillary scarecrow and the real Hillary straight to hell, may they both burn in hell.

Pic of Hillary Clinton scarecrow:

http://wkrn.com/2015/11/03/franklin-man-displays-hillary-clinton-scarecrow/

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Photo Credit: Wikipedia