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Published:November 14th, 2015 08:07 EST
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Woman in Epic Rage Over Pancakes at Denny's!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Chicagoan, 27, is facing assault and property damage charges after becoming unhinged when a Denny`s waitress explained that she was not allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her friends.

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West was dining Friday at a Denny`s in Oak Lawn, a Chicago suburb, when a server explained that the unlimited pancake offer was good for a single diner.

This did not sit well with West, who was apparently was under the impression that her $4 bought everyone at the table and unending pancake bounty."

The Smoking Gun

Natasha West is a fat heifer, and it would have cost Denny`s a small fortune if she had eaten all the pancakes she could stuff into her piehole for only $4.

West evidently has a sense of black entitlement, she believes she`s entitled to a free Obama phone, free Obamacare, free food stamps, and an endless supply of pancakes for her and her friends for only four bucks.

When the server politely explained that the unlimited pancake offer was good for a single diner, the sh** hit the fan. West attacked the waitress, and she and her party left without paying their tab.

Obama will probably invite West and her posse to the White House for a beer and pancakes summit.

West was quickly apprehended by the police, after all how  fast can a bloated cow run? She was charged with assault and damage to property.

Read More:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/all-you-can-eat-pancakes-rage-648920

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