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Published:December 29th, 2015 17:24 EST

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Introduce North West to Evil-looking Santa

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who just welcomed baby boy Saint into the world earlier this month, took a little break from the newborn haze to hit up her mother`s festive Christmas Eve party and introduce their two-year-old girl to Kris Kringle."



One can only imagine the evil goings-on at a Christmas Eve party hosted by the matriarch of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. The hors d`oevres  Rocky Mountain oysters, the drink of choice absinthe -- served of course by a string bikini-clad Caitlyn Jenner.

You`d think that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would shield their two-year-old girl from the debauchery and decadence of a Kardashian party, but I guess they figure it`s never too early to expose their innocent child to her legacy and destiny.

The Santa that Kim and Kanye introduced to their beautiful innocent daughter isn`t the same Jolly Old Saint Nick that we all know and love. This Santa may be decked out in a white suit, but his heart is as black as coal, and heaven knows what deviltry this emissary of Satan and Caitlyn Jenner indulged in later that night.

God save little North West from such a vile and wicked family.

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