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Published:December 29th, 2015 15:45 EST
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Naked Man Breaks into Home on a Frigid Christmas Day

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Auburn are trying to determine why a man was naked in frigid temperatures when he entered a home and stole a purse.

It was about 37 degrees just after 8 p.m. Friday when Adam Pettibone, 28, broke into a home in the foothills city, Auburn police said."

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When the temperature dips to almost freezing any rational person will postpone any errands that entail going outside and facing the frigid conditions.

Only an individual who is certifiably bonkers will jump into his SUV butt-naked on such a frightful day, and break into a random home and steal a purse -- on Christmas day no less.

The homeowner`s boyfriend chased the naked burglar, but he managed to get away. But the cops managed to track him down; he was arrested and charged with burglary.

I hope the cops provided Pettibone with pants; a naked man in jail will walk bowlegged for the rest of his life after the jailbirds are done with him.

Read More:

http://www.kcra.com/news/naked-burglary-suspect-arrested-in-auburn/37144320

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