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Published:January 1st, 2016 10:21 EST

Santa Robs Jewelry Store on Christmas Eve

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Alberta are searching for a Grinch-in-Santa`s-clothing who robbed a jewelry store on Christmas Eve while dressed as St. Nick.


The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said the man in full Santa Claus apparel walked into Ware`s Jewelry in Stettler on Christmas Eve and robbed the clerk at gunpoint."


During the holiday season even the most introverted men are seized with a desire to don a Santa`s costume, and delight their children by making an appearance in full Santa regalia.

Only a monster would dress as Santa on Christmas Eve for the purpose not of making children happy, but robbing a jewelry store.

When this deviant is caught the cops should throw him into the drunk tank sans pants and underwear, wearing only his Santa`s cap and let him delight the prisoners.

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