January 1st, 2016 10:21 EST
Santa Robs Jewelry Store on Christmas Eve
"Police in Alberta are searching for a Grinch-in-Santa`s-clothing who robbed a jewelry store on Christmas Eve while dressed as St. Nick.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said the man in full Santa Claus apparel walked into Ware`s Jewelry in Stettler on Christmas Eve and robbed the clerk at gunpoint."
During the holiday season even the most introverted men are seized with a desire to don a Santa`s costume, and delight their children by making an appearance in full Santa regalia.
Only a monster would dress as Santa on Christmas Eve for the purpose not of making children happy, but robbing a jewelry store.
When this deviant is caught the cops should throw him into the drunk tank sans pants and underwear, wearing only his Santa`s cap and let him delight the prisoners.
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