January 4th, 2016 11:08 EST
Hillary Promises to Investigate UFOs and Area 51
"Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton is hoping to make history, not just as the first woman president, but as the political leader who is going to "get to the bottom` of the mystery behind UFOs."
I have beachfront property in Iowa at a bargain price for anyone naÃ¯ve enough to believe that Hillary will get to the bottom of the mystery behind UFOs if she`s elected president.
After all this is the same Hillary who has done everything in her power to prevent Congress from getting to the bottom of the Benghazi fiasco, and the same Hillary who refuses to explain the mystery of why she needed her own private server for her emails when she was Secretary of State.
Does anyone really think Hillary is going to give us the lowdown on Area 51, the top secret military base in Nevada?
If Bill Clinton was having intimate relations with green aliens from Uranus in Area 51, the world would never find out about it.
If we elected a green alien from Uranus President of the United States, he would be a hell out a lot more transparent and forthcoming than Hillary.
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