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Published:January 7th, 2016 11:23 EST

Suspicious Package at Post Office Turns Out To Be Bag of Hot Dogs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florence police blocked off Seminary Street after a suspicious package was found at the post office on Wednesday morning. 


Police confirmed they found hot dogs wrapped in aluminum foil inside the suspicious bags."


I don`t blame the police for being apprehensive about responding to a call at a post office, you never know when postal employees will go postal.

But this call about a suspicious package on the entryway to the post office turned out to be a false alarm.

The suspicious package contained a dozen hot dogs, granted the meat by-products contained in wieners can result in explosive diarrhea, but it`s not an emergency that merits the attention of the police.

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