January 9th, 2016 09:06 EST
A Marriage Proposal at Walmart, a Sex Toy Shoplifting Spree at Spencer's & a Night in Jail
"Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer`s gift store, according to police.
In advance of popping the question last Wednesday night, William Cornelius, 25, purchased a $29.62 engagement ring at the Walmart in Bay City, police report. Then, after securing the permission of a store employee, Cornelius proposed to girlfriend Sheri Moore, 20, over the store`s public address system.
As seen on store surveillance footage, Moore said yes, prompting applause from fellow shoppers. Cornelius--who had dropped to one knee--and Moore, police report, can be seen hugging and kissing following the proposal."
The Smoking Gun
What do you do for an encore after buying a $29 engagement ring at Walmart, and proposing to your girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, to loud cheering when she exclaims "Yes!"?
You go to a nearby Spencer`s gift store and shoplift a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys so you can celebrate in style.
This heartwarming tale doesn`t end in a trailer park with the happy couple knocking boots and trying out their new sex toys.
It ends in a dingy jail cell; the amorous couple was promptly arrested for retail theft.
Take a look at Sheri`s mug shot, she`s gorgeous! I would have spent hundreds at Spencer`s buying her tons of sex toys:
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