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Published:January 28th, 2016 10:56 EST

Customs: Man Dmuggled Live Birds in Groin Area

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Customs officers at a Florida airport said they arrested a man found to be smuggling nine live birds in a fanny pack and the groin area of his pants.


U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Office of Field Operations officers at Miami International Airport searched a passenger who arrived from Havana, Cuba, Jan. 9 and they found he was hiding six live birds in his fanny pack and three additional live birds in the groin area of his pants.

The birds, which were individually packaged in ventilated tubes, were taken to the U.S. Department of Agriculture`s Miami Quarantine Station."


This fool was arrested by customs agents on federal smuggling charges, and he should also have been arrested by the fashion police, who the hell still wears a fanny pack?

It takes real balls to stuff birds in your crotch; those birds could have pecked his pecker to pieces.

When this birdbrain was nabbed by the authorities, he was singing like a bird in the hopes of avoiding a stiff sentence.

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