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Published:February 4th, 2016 10:41 EST

Rat Runs Up Bloke's Leg to steal French Fry in UK Pub

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Reece Coombs was with his girlfriend in The Albany Palace, Trowbridge, when he felt something on his leg.

After the sewer rat-sized rodent climbed his leg, Mr. Coombs said the pub was cleared by staff and pest controllers were called in."


The biggest rat in this incident in the bloody bloke who took his girlfriend on a date to a dive infested with rats.

The second biggest rat is the pub owner who thinks he can tackle a rat infestation in only 30 minutes. That`s how long the bar owner closed the bar to allow pest control to clear the bar of rats, if anyone thinks that hellhole is clear of rats,  I have a bridge in London to sell them.

As far as the real rat is concerned, the little fellow was just hungry.

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