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Published:February 27th, 2016 10:15 EST
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Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"If you start typing `Is Ted Cruz...` into Google, before you can even get to the C, Google attempts to auto-complete the sentence. And usually, at least these days, one of the first auto-complete options is a very strange question: Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer?"

NPR


Ted Cruz is too young to be the Zodiac killer who brutally murdered five people in the Bay Area in 1968 and 1969. You don`t need a degree in abnormal psychology to discern that there`s something seriously wrong with Cruz. I automatically make the sign of the cross whenever I see Cruz on TV, and I`m not even Catholic. It`s not surprising that the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme has gone viral.

If Cruz isn`t the Zodiac killer then he must be Grandpa Munster, the resemblance is striking. I can certainly imagine Cruz sucking all the blood out of me because I don`t subscribe to his Neanderthal Republican ideology.

One thing Cruz is not is the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz the Serial Killer is losing badly to Donald Trump the Clown.

Is Donald Trump John Wayne Gacy the serial killer clown?

Dear Lord, the Republican presidential candidates scare the hell out of me!

Read More:

http://www.npr.org/2016/02/26/468153952/-memeoftheweek-ted-cruz-and-the-zodiac-killer

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