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Published:March 9th, 2016 12:17 EST
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Australian Finds Venomous Spider In Shoes Left Outside: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Australian dad whose son life his shoes outside overnight shared a video showing the eight-legged reason such shoes should always be checked."

UPI

In Australia if you leave your shoes outside, a venomous spider will crawl inside. If you leave your baby on the back porch, he will be kidnapped by a dingo never to be seen again. If you let your cat outside to play, he will be devoured by a crocodile. If you leave your panties hanging on a clothesline, they will be stolen by a transvestite kangaroo.

If I lived in Australia I would never, ever, venture outside of my house.

Watch this video as a warning never to visit the land Down Under.


Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/09/Australian-dad-finds-venomous-spider-in-shoe-left-outside/9721457541794/?spt=sec&or=on

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