"A church in London has been fined almost Â£8,000 after a series of noisy 3am sermons aimed at battling `witchcraft` woke up its neighbours.
Kingdom Church in Camberwell holds weekly `healing and miracle` services aimed at training parishioners to be `wise to the wiles of the devil` in the early hours of the morning.
But the preaching which goes on during the events has brought complaints from neighbours and a Â£7,740 `anti-social behaviour` fine.
Its website states: It is a well-known time that witchcraft and negative elements begin to work in the early hours of the morning."
It`s well-known that most hell-raisers are soundly sleeping in the early hours of the morning, after a night of deviltry.
It seems that the only ones making a ruckus in the morning are these religious fanatics who are waking the living and the dead battling the devil.
You`d think these Bible-thumping morons would be familiar with the Golden Rule: Do unto others ... If the Kingdom Church let their neighbors sleep in peace, they might be more receptive to their message.
If the stiff penalty fails to quiet this noisy congregation, the only recourse the neighbors have is to pray that God will smite this church with a lightning bolt.