"Call it guerrilla art with a baby face.
For months, small baby doll faces have been creeping up across Denver and creeping out many people who see them.
From South Broadway to Cherry Creek and many places in between, the hard, 3-D faces have been posted on curbs, medians and buildings. Many of them have been photographed, yet many often go overlooked."
If I saw a knife-wielding thug menacingly walking in my direction I would stoically brace myself for the showdown, trusting in my concealed firearm to save my life.
But if I saw Chucky the Devil Doll coming towards me, I would wet my drawers, scream like a schoolgirl, and run for my life.
Dolls, whether they are killer dolls or Cabbage Patch Dolls, scare the Bejesus out of me, if small baby doll faces started popping up in my city, I would take the first train out of Dodge.
These demonic baby doll faces are a sign of the Apocalypse, The Mile High City is doomed and all the the pot in Denver couldn`t convince me to stay.
Denver will never win another Super Bowl, soon this magnificent metropolis will a Godforsaken hellhole just like Detroit.