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Published:April 9th, 2016 20:57 EST

Naked Burglar Enters Home Through Doggie Door

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A naked man was arrested in Georgia after he allegedly broke into a home through the doggie door, according to police.


A witness saw 28-year-old Jared Lemming scaling a neighbor`s fence and entering the house through a pet door in the back. When police arrived on scene, the bare burglar was still inside.

Police made entry into the residence with a K-9 unit, and they located a gentleman in the house. He was completely nude."

New York Daily News

I wouldn`t advise a burglar to break into a home buck naked, his family jewels are more precious than anything he might steal, and being naked exposes his manhood to a swift kick from the homeowner, or a bite from a K-9 unit.

But I must admit that not wearing any clothes makes it easier for a burglar to squeeze through a doggie door.

When deputies told the hapless burglar to put his hands up, he didn`t` comply immediately because he was too busy covering his junk.

I wonder was he modest or was he afraid that the police dog would lunge at his penis?

The naked visitor was charged with first-degree burglary. I hope the cops threw him in the jail naked, and let his fellow jailbirds have fun with him.

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