April 9th, 2016 20:57 EST
Naked Burglar Enters Home Through Doggie Door
"A naked man was arrested in Georgia after he allegedly broke into a home through the doggie door, according to police.
A witness saw 28-year-old Jared Lemming scaling a neighbor`s fence and entering the house through a pet door in the back. When police arrived on scene, the bare burglar was still inside.
Police made entry into the residence with a K-9 unit, and they located a gentleman in the house. He was completely nude."
New York Daily News
I wouldn`t advise a burglar to break into a home buck naked, his family jewels are more precious than anything he might steal, and being naked exposes his manhood to a swift kick from the homeowner, or a bite from a K-9 unit.
But I must admit that not wearing any clothes makes it easier for a burglar to squeeze through a doggie door.
When deputies told the hapless burglar to put his hands up, he didn`t` comply immediately because he was too busy covering his junk.
I wonder was he modest or was he afraid that the police dog would lunge at his penis?
The naked visitor was charged with first-degree burglary. I hope the cops threw him in the jail naked, and let his fellow jailbirds have fun with him.
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