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Published:April 29th, 2016 10:48 EST
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John Boehner: Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh' and a 'Miserable Son of a Bitch' Amen and Amen!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"There are probably a lot of people out there wondering why the Republicans hoping to stall Donald Trump`s seemingly unstoppable journey to the 2016 presidential nomination haven`t done the logical thing and rallied fervently around Ted Cruz, the only man who`s given Trump an even nominal run for his money.
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On Wednesday, former House Speaker John Boehner provided all the evidence you`ll ever need as to why the Cruz train has never left the station.

Cruz, Boehner told a crowd at Stanford, was `Lucifer in the flesh.` He added, `I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.` For good measure, he said that he would vote for Trump but would never vote for Cruz.`"

Salon

Donald Trump is despicable and reprehensible, with the exception of uneducated middle-age white men, he has managed to offend every other demographic.

Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States, the GOP would have to resort to undemocratic means at their convention to rob him of the nomination. The electorate has spoken resoundingly, no other candidate was able to mount a serious challenge against the blowhard billionaire.

The only other candidate still left standing, barely, is Senator Ted Cruz, and he happens to be even more despicable and reprehensible than Trump.

Odious as he may be, at least Trump is funny, and I wouldn`t mind drinking a beer with him. On the other hand I can`t imagine drinking a beer with Ted Cruz, although I fantasize about baptizing him until he drowns in a keg of beer.

If you want to know what a person is really like interview his co-workers, they will see him at his best and at his worst. Cruz is universally despised by his colleagues in the Senate, they would rather pledge allegiance to Lucifer than endorse his presidential bid.

Fellow Republican and former House Speaker John Boehner called Cruz "Lucifer in the flesh",  and declared that he has never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch.

When describing a monster the likes of Cruz nuance flies out the window; I have an intellectual dislike of Trump but I have a visceral loathing of Cruz.

I dream of impaling Cruz with a wooden stake right through the heart, and then beheading him and throwing his head to a pack of coyotes.

Cruz is a miserable son of a bitch, and he needs to wake up and smell the coffee, when he dies he may serve as Satan`s right hand man, but he has zero chance in hell of being President of the United States. 

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