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Published:May 6th, 2016 11:14 EST

Ladies, Would You Buy Edible Nail Polish That Tastes Like KFC? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Fast food giant KFC announced a new twist on its `Finger Lickin` Good` slogan -- edible nail polish designed to taste like chicken.

The chain`s ad firm, Ogilvy & Mather, worked together with spice company McCormick, the source of KFC`s legendary 11 secret herbs and spices, to create nail polish that tastes of Original recipe and Hot & Spicy chicken.

The nail polishes are currently being marketed exclusively in Hong Kong.

`To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick -- again and again and again,` KFC said in a news release."


This KFC-flavored edible nail polish is hands down the most ghetto product ever to hit the shelves.

Disclaimer for any PC police reading this article: "Ghetto" is a generic term that applies to any person, regardless of ethnicity, who exhibits low class tendencies.

If I went out on a blind date and discovered that she had edible nail polish that tasted like chicken, I would kick that stank a** hoe to the curb.

Don`t get me wrong, I love me some fried chicken, I just don`t want to knock boots with a ratchet greasy skank who reeks of fried chicken.

Edible nail polish that tastes like KFC? Is there any doubt that we are living in the End Times?

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