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Published:May 10th, 2016 15:04 EST

Woman Plans to Pole Dance for her 100th Birthday

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Chesterfield woman is preparing to celebrate her 100th birthday Saturday in an unusual way.

`Some asked her what she wanted to do for her 100th birthday, and she said `a pole dance.` And she no sooner said, `I don`t know why I said that.` And the rest of us said we don`t know why you said that either, we didn`t even know you knew about pole dancing mom,` said daughter Carol Lensch.

`We have worked it out that we are going to set up a pole for her. And she is going to do a pole dance. Very tasteful dressed. Not in the leopard print leotard that she once suggested, but she will stand up by the pole because that was her dream."


If you ask a centenarian what she wants for her birthday you`d expect her to answer "the sweet oblivion of death" or "leak-proof adult diapers."

But a Virginia grandmother shocked her family members by declaring that she wants to perform a pole dance in celebration of her 100th birthday.

Instead of telling her "Granny you demented old fool, how about we give you a jar of Metamucil instead", they set up a pole in her living room.

Of course at her age the silly old woman can`t walk a couple of steps without getting winded, let alone gyrate and twerk with a pole.

But she will be photographed standing and holding onto the pole for dear life for her 100th birthday.

Congrats on your 100th birthday! You go girl! Maybe I shouldn`t say that to a 100-year-old woman, she`s liable to go, that is to say crap on herself.

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